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Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.

classic quote by Voltaire
Added by Lucian Velea
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Summer woods
Swimming elks in a tarn
Seem philosophical

senryu by Oskar Hansen
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Television is for appearing on - not for looking at.

classic quote by Noel Coward
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Regan: Jesters do oft prove prophets.

classic line from the play King Lear, Act V, Scene 3, script by William Shakespeare (1606)
Added by Dan Costinaş
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Charles: On what submissive message art thou sent?
Lucy: Submission, Dauphin! 'tis a mere French word;
We English warriors wot not what it means.

classic lines from the play Henry VI, Act IV, Scene 7, script by William Shakespeare (1590)
Added by Dan Costinaş
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Titania: Thou art as wise as thou art beautiful.

classic line from the play A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act III, Scene 1, script by William Shakespeare (1596)
Added by Dan Costinaş
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All the mines that explode in peacetime rhyme with the war.

aphorism by Hasier Agirre, translated by Dan Costinaş
Added by Dan Costinaş
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