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The better part of wisdom is a sublime prudence, a pure and patient truth that will receive nothing it is not sure it can permanently lay to heart.

quote by Margaret Fuller
Added by Veronica Serbanoiu
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Truth exists, only falsehood has to be invented.

classic quote by Georges Braque
Added by Lucian Velea
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30 Cents, Two Transfers, Love

Thinking hard about you
I got onto the bus
and paid 30 cents car fare
and asked the driver for
two transfers
before discovering that I
was alone.

poem by Richard Brautigan
Added by Dan Costinaş
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I'm not a doctor and I don't know the technical terminology, but I do know that sunshine activates our happiness glands.

quote by Jessi Lane Adams
Added by Dan Costinaş
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Maybe you're right, boss. It all depends on the way you look at it. Look, one day I had gone to a little village. An old grandfather of ninety was busy planting an almond tree. 'What, grandad' I exclaimed. 'Planting an almond tree' and he, bent as he was, turned round and said, 'My son, I carry on as if I should never die.' I replied, 'And I carry on as if I was going to die any minute.' Which of us was right, boss

classic quote by Nikos Kazantzakis
Added by Lucian Velea
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Knowledge is meaningful only if it is reflected in action. The human race has found out the hard way that we are what we do, not just what we think. This is true for kids and adults — for schoolrooms and nations.

quote by Robert Fulghum
Added by Veronica Serbanoiu
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