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William Shakespeare

Stephano: He that dies pays all debts.

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Alice Munro

People who believe in miracles do not make much fuss when they actually encounter one.

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Francis Bacon

Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man.

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Alfred Nobel

Hope is nature's veil for hiding truth's nakedness.

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Edward Lear

There was an Old Person of Leeds,
Whose head was infested with beads;
She sat on a stool,
And ate gooseberry fool,
Which agreed with that person of Leeds.

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I remember dear Maude Skinner
Who ate beans, every night for dinner.
When she ate enough,
she would start to puff
and everyone was a winner.

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Cicero

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.

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William Shakespeare

Hamlet: I once did hold it, as our statists do, a baseness to write fair and labour'd much how to forget that learning, but, sir, now it did me yeoman's service.

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Love is the extra effort we make in our dealings with those whom we do not like and once you understand that, you understand all. This idea that love overtakes you is nonsense. This is but a polite manifestation of sex. To love another you have to undertake some fragment of their destiny.

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John Stuart Mill

It is better to be a human being dissatisfied than a pig satisfied; better to be Socrates dissatisfied than a fool satisfied.

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