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Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

After all, is our idea of God anything more than personified incomprehensibility?

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Isaac Watts

How doth the little buissy bee

How doth the little busy bee
Improve each shining hour,
And gather honey all the day
From every opening flower!

How skilfully she builds her cell!
How neat she spreads the wax!
And labors hard to store it well
With the sweet food she makes.

In works of labor or of skill,
I would be busy too;
For Satan finds some mischief still
For idle hands to do.

In books, or work, or healthful play,
Let my first years be passed,
That I may give for every day
Some good account at last.

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Valeriu Butulescu

In India, the dogs still bark with a pure British accent.

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Alice Munro

Always remember that when a man goes out of the room, he leaves everything in it behind... When a woman goes out she carries everything that happened in the room along with her.

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Luis Bunuel

Frankly, despite my horror of the press, I'd love to rise from the grave every ten years or so and go buy a few newspapers.

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Hasier Agirre

Sometimes there is more difficult to know who slapped you than to turn the other cheek.

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H.G. Wells

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.

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Paulo Coelho

Everything is allowed, except interrupting a manifestation of love.

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Costel Zăgan

Culture is the communication vessel of human conscience.

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Without Ceres and Bacchus, Venus would freeze.

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