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I am such a bad liar. I would like to lie, though.
The same energy of character which renders a man a daring villain would have rendered him useful to society, had that society been well organized.
The Walrus and The Carpenter
The sun was shining on the sea,
Shining with all his might:
He did his very best to make
The billows smooth and bright--
And this was odd, because it was
The middle of the night.
The moon was shining sulkily,
Because she thought the sun
Had got no business to be there
After the day was done--
"It's very rude of him," she said,
"To come and spoil the fun!"
The sea was wet as wet could be,
The sands were dry as dry.
You could not see a cloud, because
No cloud was in the sky:
No birds were flying overhead--
There were no birds to fly.
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Count no day lost in which you waited your turn, took only your share and sought advantage over no one.
The secret is not to dream... The secret is to wake up. Waking up is harder. I have woken up and I am real. I know where I come from and I know where I'm going. You cannot fool me anymore. Or touch me. Or anything that is mine.
A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition.
I am a believer: I believe that God does not exist.
Some people just court celebrity for the sake of it.
Art is the triumph over chaos.
The death is not human. It never fails.