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From the age of about five to twelve I was very bad, a hideous little terror who beat people up. I was a member of the Rough Gang - we went around and terrorized all the pupils in school.
Five Charms in Praise of Bewilderment
At first when you leave town,
the dog and I maintain dignified silence.
After no more than two hours
I’m talking to her, after three
she’s telling me the story of her life.
I nod my head at every word,
to take all the time she needs.
I have the vice
of courting poems.
Pathetic, I know.
I also like to watch Oprah
if no one is around to notice.
I court poems, I watch Oprah,
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A wise man learns at the fool's expense.
There is a danger of changing too much in the search for perfection.
To me, conflict is a deeply spiritual place. It's the high-energy place where power meets power, where change and transformation can occur.
Choose in marriage only a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man.
We have nothing to lose. But the probability to win is even smaller.
Hamlet: Why, then, 'tis none to you, for there is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so. To me it is a prison.
Rosencrantz: Why then, your ambition makes it one. 'Tis too narrow for your mind.
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
Eroticism has its own moral justification because it says that pleasure is enough for me; it is a statement of the individual's sovereignty.