Random funny quotes
From the age of about five to twelve I was very bad, a hideous little terror who beat people up. I was a member of the Rough Gang - we went around and terrorized all the pupils in school.
quote by Joseph Fiennes
Added by Veronica Serbanoiu
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Five Charms in Praise of Bewilderment
1.
At first when you leave town,
the dog and I maintain dignified silence.
After no more than two hours
I’m talking to her, after three
she’s telling me the story of her life.
I nod my head at every word,
encouraging her
to take all the time she needs.
2.
I have the vice
of courting poems.
Pathetic, I know.
I also like to watch Oprah
if no one is around to notice.
That’s right,
I court poems, I watch Oprah,
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poem by Jim Moore from Invisible Strings (2011)
Added by Dan Costinaş
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A wise man learns at the fool's expense.
Brazilian proverbs
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There is a danger of changing too much in the search for perfection.
quote by Agnetha Faltskog
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To me, conflict is a deeply spiritual place. It's the high-energy place where power meets power, where change and transformation can occur.
Starhawk in Toward an Activist Spirituality (2003)
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Choose in marriage only a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man.
classic quote by Joseph Joubert
Added by Lucian Velea
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We have nothing to lose. But the probability to win is even smaller.
aphorism by Hasier Agirre, translated by Dan Costinaş
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Hamlet: Why, then, 'tis none to you, for there is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so. To me it is a prison.
Rosencrantz: Why then, your ambition makes it one. 'Tis too narrow for your mind.
classic lines from Hamlet, Act II, Scene 2 by William Shakespeare (1599)
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At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
quote by Emo Phillips
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Eroticism has its own moral justification because it says that pleasure is enough for me; it is a statement of the individual's sovereignty.
quote by Mario Vargas Llosa
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