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Fragments: a providential resource for writers who don't know how to put together an entire book.

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Hasier Agirre

Certain people use the fair winds just to walk against the stream.

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Gustavo Adolfo Becquer

Rhyme XXIII

For a glance, a world;
for a smile, a paradise;
for a kiss... I don't know
what I would give you for a kiss.

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Mario Benedetti

the worst for echo
is always repeating the
same stupidities

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Terri Guillemets

My favorite weather is bird-chirping weather.

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Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Nothing has happened in Macondo, nothing has ever happened, and nothing ever will happen. This is a happy town.

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Cricket chirping
Frosty night
A mat of cold and white —
It holds a folded robe
But must I sleep alone?

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The pessimism is a rational tendency in an irrational world.

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Hasier Agirre

When we all remain homeless, the street will be ours.

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Edward Lear

There once was a lady of Guam
Who said, "Now the sea is so calm,
I'll swim out, for a lark."
But she met a large shark.
Let us now sing the Ninetieth Psalm!

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