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Alexander Pope

Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.

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Alyssa Milano

It's nice to be important, but it's important to always be nice.

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Isaac Newton

A man may imagine things that are false, but he can only understand things that are true, for if the things be false, the apprehension of them is not understanding.

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William Shakespeare

Horatio: Now cracks a noble heart. Good night sweet prince:
And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!

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Henry Fielding

When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.

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God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say "thank you"?

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William Shakespeare

Player Queen: Where love is great, the littlest doubts are fear; where little fears grow great, great love grows there.

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Sacha Guitry

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.

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Ouyang Xiu

Heaven's Aspect, the Water's Colour

Heaven face water colour west lake good
Cloud creature all fresh
Gull egret idle sleep
Follow habit normal listen pipe string

Wind clear moon white incline proper night
One piece beautiful land
Who envy horse luan bird
Person in boat on then be immortal
Heaven's aspect, the water's colour- West Lake is good.
Creatures in the clouds all fresh,
Gulls and egrets idly sleep,
I follow my habit as of old, listen to pipes and strings.

The wind is clear, the moon is white, the night is almost perfect.
One piece of beautiful land,
Who would crave a steed or phoenix?
One man on his boat is just like an immortal.

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Fats Domino

A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B.

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