Random funny quotes
The better part of wisdom is a sublime prudence, a pure and patient truth that will receive nothing it is not sure it can permanently lay to heart.
Truth exists, only falsehood has to be invented.
30 Cents, Two Transfers, Love
Thinking hard about you
I got onto the bus
and paid 30 cents car fare
and asked the driver for
before discovering that I
I'm not a doctor and I don't know the technical terminology, but I do know that sunshine activates our happiness glands.
Maybe you're right, boss. It all depends on the way you look at it. Look, one day I had gone to a little village. An old grandfather of ninety was busy planting an almond tree. 'What, grandad' I exclaimed. 'Planting an almond tree' and he, bent as he was, turned round and said, 'My son, I carry on as if I should never die.' I replied, 'And I carry on as if I was going to die any minute.' Which of us was right, boss
Knowledge is meaningful only if it is reflected in action. The human race has found out the hard way that we are what we do, not just what we think. This is true for kids and adults — for schoolrooms and nations.
An involuntary missionary for the atheist cause: the stupid priest.
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee
And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.
Getting old is not for sissies.
Fall is the spring of winter.