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Robert De Niro

I think Hollywood has a class system. The actors are like the inmates, but the truth is they're running the asylum.

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Topic of the Day: seaside

Whithersoever Tara wandered then,
Even seaside, she was followed by men.
But all stopped their pursuit,
When she took off her boot
And sniffed it over and over again.

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Charlie Chaplin

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot

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There was a young lady named Bright,
Whose speed was far faster than light;
She started one day
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.

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Hasier Agirre

There are some books with a minor inconvenience. If you read them, they lose a lot.

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Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.

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