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A paranoiac like a poet, is born, not made.

classic quote by Luis Bunuel
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there once was a man named glen
whom i knew way back then
he robbed a bank
did it for that skank
and now doing time in the pen

limerick by Kelvin Owusu
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The monuments of wit survive the monuments of power.

classic quote by Francis Bacon
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There was an Old Derry down Derry,
Who loved to see little folks merry;
So he made them a Book,
And with laughter they shook,
At the fun of that Derry down Derry!

limerick by Edward Lear from A Book of Nonsense (1846)
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Cat

There are too many poems
About cats. Beware of cat
Lovers, they have a hidden
Frustration somewhere and will
Stick you with it if they can.

poem by Kenneth Rexroth from A Bestiary (1956)
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Remember: there are no small parts, only small actors.

classic quote by Constantin Stanislavski
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