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Quotation. The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.

classic quote by Ambrose Bierce
Added by Lucian Velea
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee
And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.

poem by Robert Frost
Added by Dan CostinaÅŸ
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aretha/ crystal jukebox queen of hymn & him diffused in drunk transfusion wound heed sweet soundwave crippled & cry salute to oh great particular el dorado reel & ye battered personal god but she cannot she the leader of whom when ye follow, she cannot she has no back she cannot... beneath black flowery railroad fans

Bob Dylan in Tarantula, Guns, the Falcon's Mouthbook & Gashcat Unpunished (1971)
Added by Dan CostinaÅŸ
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Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.

classic quote by Luis Bunuel
Added by Veronica Serbanoiu
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The Ant

A sixty feet long ant
With a hat on its head,
That doesn’t exist, that doesn’t exist.

An ant pulling a cart
Full of penguins and ducks
That doesn’t exist, that doesn’t exist.

An ant speaking French,
Speaking Latin and Javanese,
That doesn’t exist, that doesn’t exist.

Hey! Why not?

poem by Robert Desnos from Storysongs (Chantefables) (1945), translated by Dan CostinaÅŸ
Added by Dan CostinaÅŸ
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