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I think Hollywood has a class system. The actors are like the inmates, but the truth is they're running the asylum.

quote by Robert De Niro
Added by Veronica Serbanoiu
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Whithersoever Tara wandered then,
Even seaside, she was followed by men.
But all stopped their pursuit,
When she took off her boot
And sniffed it over and over again.

limerick by Caryl Ramsdale
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Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot

classic quote by Charlie Chaplin
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There was a young lady named Bright,
Whose speed was far faster than light;
She started one day
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.

limerick by Arthur Henry Reginald Buller from Punch, or The London Charivari (19 December 1923)
Added by Dan Costinaş
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There are some books with a minor inconvenience. If you read them, they lose a lot.

aphorism by Hasier Agirre, translated by Dan Costinaş
Added by Dan Costinaş
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Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.

quote by Irvin S. Cobb
Added by Lucian Velea
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