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Cynic: Someone who found out there wasn’t any Santa Claus when he was ten and is still upset about it.
James Gould Cozzens in The Cynic’s Dictionary
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House specialty: Humanitarian aid for four!
aphorism by Ninus Nestorovic, translated by Dijana Zdravkovic
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I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
classic quote by Mahatma Gandhi
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Academics tend to have wonderfully infantile senses of humor.
quote by John Lithgow
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Until new casualties, cheers!
aphorism by Ninus Nestorovic, translated by Dijana Zdravkovic
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Love and hate are not opposites. The opposite of love is indifference.
A.S. Neill in Summerhill: A Radical Approach to Child Rearing (1960)
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Marilyn is a kind of ultimate. She is uniquely feminine. Everything she does is different, strange, and exciting, from the way she talks to the way she uses that magnificent torso.
classic quote by Clark Gable
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