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Some are blessed with musical ability, others with good looks. Myself, I was blessed with modesty.

quote by Roger Moore
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Adrian's Address to His Soul When Dying

Ah! gentle, fleeting, wav'ring sprite,
Friend and associate of this clay!
To what unknown region borne,
Wilt thou now wing thy distant flight?
No more with wonted humour gay,
But pallid, cheerless, and forlorn.

poem by Hadrian, translated by Byron
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This limerick goes in reverse
Unless I'm remiss
The neat thing is this:
If you start from the bottom-most verse
This limerick's not any worse.

limerick by Zach Weiner from Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Added by Dan Costinaş
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It's easier to make fun of a first lady than for a first lady to have fun. The scrutiny is ferocious.

quote by Suzanne Fields
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An old pond —
The sound
Of a diving frog.

haiku by Matsuo Basho (1686), translated by Kenneth Rexroth
Added by Dan Costinaş
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