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There are neither good popes nor bad popes, just worse popes.

Fernando Vallejo in The Whore of Babylon (2007), translated by Dan Costinaş
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A nation without literature is a dumb nation.

classic quote by Miguel Delibes
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seeing the dentist’s bill
patient with tooth-ache
develops heart-ache

senryu by John Celes
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A musician cannot move others unless he too is moved. He must of necessity feel all of the affects that he hopes to arouse in his audience, for the revealing of his own humour will stimulate a like humour in the listener.

classic quote by Carl Philipp Emanuel Bach
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Getting old is not for sissies.

classic quote by Bette Davis
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If you wonder where your child left his roller skates, try walking around the house in the dark.

aphorism by Leopold Fechtner
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Misery is a great teacher, but nobody really wants to be its disciple.

aphorism by Hasier Agirre, translated by Dan Costinaş
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