The heat of the summer,
I become nervous with
my taciturn wife
Walking On Egg Shells? ? ?
Carefully i tiptoe heedful not to allow-
My Cat astrophe to step on or irritate
Your Dog mas!
As many disasters are borne of
Many Cat aclysms!
Originating by many a sudden cat apult!
I opine, as i am continually dog ged-
By reading the dog gerels of grand bards.
The best way to turn a woman's head is to tell her she has a beautiful profile.