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Look twice before you leap.

classic aphorism by Charlotte Brontë
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Christ is the Good Shepherd
Christians are His sheep
one knows the other well

senryu by John Celes
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It is found written in chronicles made by our ancestors of Florence, men of old time and of credibility, even as Giovanni Villani writes, that the city of Florence was evidently built in imitation of the fair city of Rome; and certain remnants of the Colosseum and the Baths can yet be traced.

Benvenuto Cellini in The Autobiography of Benvenuto Cellini (1563), translated by John Addington Symonds
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The violence or the vaudeville style of comedy is a technique all by itself. You get up there, and you are a comedian, and you're doing one thing. That is, you're going to make the audience laugh.

classic quote by Leslie Nielsen
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That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.

classic quote by Neil Armstrong (20 July 1969)
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I do not cut my life into days but my days into lives, each day, each hour, an entire life.

classic quote by Juan Ramon Jimenez
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Fortinbras: O proud death, what feast is toward in thine eternal cell, that thou so many princes at a shot so bloodily hast struck?

classic line from Hamlet, Act V, Scene 2 by William Shakespeare (1599)
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