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A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.

classic quote by Alfred Hitchcock
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I consider those actors who amaze me are somehow less attractive to me than those actors who move me.

classic quote by Robert Lansing
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First Clown: A pestilence on him for a mad rogue! a' poured a flagon of Rhenish on my head once. This same skull, sir, was Yorick's skull, the king's jester.

classic line from Hamlet, Act V, Scene 1 by William Shakespeare (1599)
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Agrippa: Royal wench!
She made great Caesar lay his sword to bed.
He plowed her, and she cropped.

classic line from the play Antony and Cleopatra, Act II, Scene 2, script by William Shakespeare (1606)
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Hamlet: God's bodykins, man, much better. Use every man
after his desert, and who should 'scape whipping?

classic line from Hamlet by William Shakespeare (1599)
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There was an old man of the Cape
Who made himself garments of crepe.
When asked, "Do they tear?"
He replied, "Here and there,
But they're perfectly splendid for shape!"

limerick by Robert Louis Stevenson
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