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There are neither good popes nor bad popes, just worse popes.

Fernando Vallejo in The Whore of Babylon (2007), translated by Dan Costinaş
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A nation without literature is a dumb nation.

classic quote by Miguel Delibes
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seeing the dentist’s bill
patient with tooth-ache
develops heart-ache

senryu by John Celes
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Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.

classic quote by Virginia Woolf
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The heat of the summer,
I become nervous with
my taciturn wife

haiku by Sumitaku Kenshin, translated by Nakaoka Naomi
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Walking On Egg Shells? ? ?

Carefully i tiptoe heedful not to allow-
My Cat astrophe to step on or irritate
Your Dog mas!
As many disasters are borne of
Many Cat aclysms!
Originating by many a sudden cat apult!
I opine, as i am continually dog ged-
By reading the dog gerels of grand bards.

poem by Theodora Onken
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The best way to turn a woman's head is to tell her she has a beautiful profile.

classic quote by Sacha Guitry
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