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4 April 1873: the Kennel Club is founded, the oldest and first official registry of purebred dogs in the
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The best dog is a bad dog.

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The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.

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Entertaining Literary Men in my Official Residence on a Rainy Day

Outside are insignia, shown in state;
But here are sweet incense-clouds, quietly ours.
Wind and rain, coming in from sea,
Have cooled this pavilion above the lake
And driven the feverish heat away
From where my eminent guests are gathered.
...Ashamed though I am of my high position
While people lead unhappy lives,
Let us reasonably banish care
And just be friends, enjoying nature.
Though we have to go without fish and meat,
There are fruits and vegetables aplenty.
...We bow, we take our cups of wine,
We give our attention to beautiful poems.
When the mind is exalted, the body is lightened
And feels as if it could float in the wind.
...Suzhou is famed as a centre of letters;
And all you writers, coming here,
Prove that the name of a great land
Is made by better things than wealth.

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I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, yahoo, I'd have all my money back.

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Hasier Agirre

We, the Basques, do not want to be the chosen people. It is enough for us to be a people that may choose.

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