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Hope is nature's veil for hiding truth's nakedness.

classic quote by Alfred Nobel
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If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.

classic quote by George Bernard Shaw
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Dark comedy is very difficult. You have to bring the audience in and push them away at the same time.

quote by Pierce Brosnan
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Hamlet: To be, or not to be: that is the question.

classic lines from Hamlet, Act III, Scene 1 by William Shakespeare (1599)
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I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.

quote by Keith Richards
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Sunday Morning - II

Why should she give her bounty to the dead?
What is divinity if it can come
Only in silent shadows and in dreams?
Shall she not find in comforts of the sun,
In pungent fruit and bright, green wings, or else
In any balm or beauty of the earth,
Things to be cherished like the thought of heaven?
Divinity must live within herself:
Passions of rain, or moods in falling snow;
Grievings in loneliness, or unsubdued
Elations when the forest blooms; gusty
Emotions on wet roads on autumn nights;
All pleasures and all pains, remembering
The bough of summer and the winter branch.
These are the measures destined for her soul.

poem by Wallace Stevens
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