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I don't remember my dreams. I'm one of those weird people. I know there are tricks and things you can do, but I never remember my dreams.
quote by Jayma Mays
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A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. A psychiatrist is the man who collects the rent.
classic quote by Jerome Lawrence
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Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
quote by Marilyn Monroe
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This wine is too good for toast-drinking, my dear. You don't want to mix emotions up with a wine like that. You lose the taste.
classic quote by Ernest Hemingway
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All thinking men are atheists.
Ernest Hemingway in A Farewell to Arms (1929)
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Berowne: And when love speaks, the voice of all the gods makes heaven drowsy with the harmony.
classic line from the play Love's Labour's Lost, Act IV, Scene 3, script by William Shakespeare (1598)
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Don Adriano de Armado: Villain, thou shalt fast for thy offences ere thou be pardoned.
Costard: Well, sir, I hope, when I do it, I shall do it on a full stomach.
classic lines from the play Love's Labour's Lost, Act I, Scene 2, script by William Shakespeare (1598)
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Moth: You are a gentleman and a gamester, sir.
Don Adriano de Armado: I confess both: they are both the varnish of a complete man.
classic lines from the play Love's Labour's Lost, Act I, Scene 2, script by William Shakespeare (1598)
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If a man knew when he was stupid, he would surely become smarter.
quote by Octav Bibere
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When you look deeply into yourself you may be able to see that there is, in this moment, a quality of aliveness that is animating you that is not philosophical and is not abstract. It's independent of what you think about it, what you believe about it and what you feel about it. It's always there! it is animating your breath, It is coursing the spirit, it is what makes it possible for you to think and speak and see and hear. This is the invisible touch.
Alexis Karpouzos in Universal consciousness
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