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He keeps his beef between the two buns,
Away from the hungry eyes of nuns,
Hamburger is his pride,
He's fully satisfied,
His blood is thick, but his heart still runs.
limerick by Marius Alexandru (4 April 2021)
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They married for love, that is sure,
Who can get for true love, a cure?
Sent down the same road,
a human, a toad
Together, a lifetime endure.
limerick by Marius Alexandru (1 May 2021)
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I Love You too
When years ago I told her, I love you,
I remember seeing green, black, and blue,
In my stomach butterflies,
When I looked into her eyes
I fainted when she said; I love you too.
limerick by Marius Alexandru (2 February 2021)
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Oh Africa!
oh! my continent
where my people starve for food,
where my people are suffering,
with extreme poverty.
where things interchange
corruption for the leader,
hopeless for the citizen,
poverty for the people,
street for the lunatic,
Rigging for the election,
jobless for the educative,
fraud for the youth,
expensive cars for the politicians,
laughage film for the white,
crying bitter things for the Black,
should we call this fate?
The fifty_four caps had turned Africa to something else,
The fifty_four caps has now unable to fit us.
poem by Agbaje Samson from Oh Africa! (21 March 2020), translated by Agbaje Samson
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Grigore Vieru
Tear
burning
on the
face
of
ice
of
Moldova
poem by Costel Zăgan
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Elegance is not a profession, elegance is a destiny.
aphorism by Costel Zăgan (8 February 2019)
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Even after killing ninety nine tigers the Maharaja should beware of the hundredth.
quote by Kalki Krishnamurthy
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Japanese Women
If there are any unattractive
Japanese women
they must drown them at birth.
poem by Richard Brautigan (28 May 1976)
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Japan Minus Frogs
For Guy de la Valdène
Looking casually
through my English–Japanese dictionary
I can't find the word frog.
It's not there.
Does that mean that Japan has no frogs?
poem by Richard Brautigan (4 June 1976)
Added by Dan Costinaş
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Oranges
Oh, how perfect death
computes an orange wind
that glows from your footsteps,
and you stop to die in
an orchard where the harvest
fills the stars.
poem by Richard Brautigan
Added by Dan Costinaş
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